gimme a ring!

apparently in google's effort to take over the universe, they've launched a beta program called "grand central," a service that allows you to record voicemails you can leave a voicemail for me on my account by clicking the button below.

when you click the button, you will be asked to enter your name and your phone number. when you click to confirm the information, your phone will begin to ring...pick it up and you should get a cheesy message from me. leave a message if you want...or if you're scared of the interwebs as you should be, hang up and destroy your phone.

if you do decide to leave a voicemail, please be sure not to leave any personal information that you don't want in the public eye(i.e. your real name, your phone number, etc.) and if i post the message and you want it taken down, please, please let me know. that being said, i wholeheartedly welcome drunk-dials.

huzzah interwebs!



here are some samples...

voicemail from the yarbitron


voicemail from sleepy fungulus

what are you doing this groundhog day?

i'm going to the halcyon nights show at the curtain club.

come out and support live music.
support deep ellum.
support my homies.

legomania.

while most grown men are concerned with their fancy jobs, cars, mistresses, and beards, i still get my jollies by playing with legos.

here's my latest endeavor.

Legoman with Extended Buttocks Extracting Ghost Brain

Mr. Ed's Revenge.

Beware of Greeks.

aliens invade stephenville!!!

if you've been paying attention to the hardest of hard-hitting news, you know that aliens have landed in a small texas town and they are sucking the brains out of every creature with a teat. like any self-respecting, award-winning journalist, i lopped off my nipples, fashioned a protective tin-foil helmet, and took a day a trip to stephenville. the drive was relaxing. the people were friendly. and the aliens were running a muck. here's what i saw.

remember...none of these pictures have been edited.

believe EVERYTHING.

i put the AT in ATX

that's not to say that i speak with an accent that requires me to drop the "h" sound (i.e. 'ello gov'ner and i'm trying to say hatch, but with a lisp...i mean that i put the AT (andrew tolentino) in ATX(austin texas)...literally.

i drove my happy ass down here last night to see what i could see. in fact, i actually drove straight to the campus because the clock-tower kindly beckoned me...and then, like a schoolmarm making first impressions, it slapped me in the face and told me i was lame for immediately visiting my alma mater...more to come on this later.

thank you for your hospitality, food, open arms, ears, and hearts:

josh king
jeff king
sean tate
will yarbrough
kim loop
kevin fung
face
nick fung
bhurin sead
bonnibel fonbuena
the sead family
allan jamir
huck schwee
rico deleon
gayle tabotabo
kat salvante

Pumpkins and Nanners (the inaugural post)

rather than taking the time to actually write a blog to sully the virginal purity of this page, i thought i'd post a video creation to set the tone.

discuss amongst yourselves.