We knew what had to be done.
In a flash, I grabbed the laptop from the coffee table and logged in as "HAXOR."
Rather than typing content that would merit an immediate booting, we went with a different approach: Off-topic,mostly benign, slightly personal interaction with the public figure. Regardless of how dull the line of questioning was, there was just something histerical about a dignified, respected news reporter addressing a person named "HAXOR."
check it out.
(HAXOR: why the long face, rabb?)
(HAXOR: rabb, you look distracted.)
(ShaunRabb: haxor it's just been a long day on the web since 12:30 all is well doing what we do)
*At this point, the televised news production panned to Rabb's monitor. Of course, we took advantage of the electronic 2 seconds of fame frenzy...