Tuesday, January 29, 2008

what are you doing this groundhog day?

i'm going to the halcyon nights show at the curtain club.

come out and support live music.
support deep ellum.
support my homies.

Sunday, January 27, 2008


while most grown men are concerned with their fancy jobs, cars, mistresses, and beards, i still get my jollies by playing with legos.

here's my latest endeavor.

Legoman with Extended Buttocks Extracting Ghost Brain

Mr. Ed's Revenge.

Beware of Greeks.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

aliens invade stephenville!!!

if you've been paying attention to the hardest of hard-hitting news, you know that aliens have landed in a small texas town and they are sucking the brains out of every creature with a teat. like any self-respecting, award-winning journalist, i lopped off my nipples, fashioned a protective tin-foil helmet, and took a day a trip to stephenville. the drive was relaxing. the people were friendly. and the aliens were running a muck. here's what i saw.

remember...none of these pictures have been edited.


Saturday, January 12, 2008

i put the AT in ATX

that's not to say that i speak with an accent that requires me to drop the "h" sound (i.e. 'ello gov'ner and i'm trying to say hatch, but with a lisp...i mean that i put the AT (andrew tolentino) in ATX(austin texas)...literally.

i drove my happy ass down here last night to see what i could see. in fact, i actually drove straight to the campus because the clock-tower kindly beckoned me...and then, like a schoolmarm making first impressions, it slapped me in the face and told me i was lame for immediately visiting my alma mater...more to come on this later.

thank you for your hospitality, food, open arms, ears, and hearts:

josh king
jeff king
sean tate
will yarbrough
kim loop
kevin fung
nick fung
bhurin sead
bonnibel fonbuena
the sead family
allan jamir
huck schwee
rico deleon
gayle tabotabo
kat salvante

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Pumpkins and Nanners (the inaugural post)

rather than taking the time to actually write a blog to sully the virginal purity of this page, i thought i'd post a video creation to set the tone.

discuss amongst yourselves.