aliens invade stephenville!!!

if you've been paying attention to the hardest of hard-hitting news, you know that aliens have landed in a small texas town and they are sucking the brains out of every creature with a teat. like any self-respecting, award-winning journalist, i lopped off my nipples, fashioned a protective tin-foil helmet, and took a day a trip to stephenville. the drive was relaxing. the people were friendly. and the aliens were running a muck. here's what i saw.

remember...none of these pictures have been edited.

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